Pause, look closely. Can you see it, staring sombrely beyond the weeping window pane, delving deep into the statured social sphere orbiting within your mind?

Lovers of Riverdale: this one’s for you. You’re welcome. We speak to Jordan Connor about all things Riverdale and Sweet Pea, love, masculinity and being a dreamer.

Yes, it’s Sunday. Definitely Sunday, or maybe even Saturday. Either way, you’ve been woken up early by the blazing light pouring through the curtain.